Suffering More "Fitz"
If you want to know what the hell this entire extravaganza is all about, CLICK HERE for more information and the title sequence.We cut together two trailers using our animatic material. We just wanted to see what a couple of trailers might look like for a project this bizarre and unwieldy.
TRAILER #1
We wanted to create a teaser trailer for "Fitz" in order to play with some of the timing. We spoofed the famous teaser trailer for "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" because it made us laugh. Why else?
Here it is:
TRAILER #2
We then created a second, longer trailer with actual situations and dialogue from the film. The trailer focuses on Crotchrot, the disgusting, mutated blob discharged from the pussy of a checker named Carrie during an ill-timed quief. The government steps in, and Fitz, Big Don, and Stumpy are called in to clean up the mess.
Here it is:
Yeah, pretty tasteless...but what exactly did you expect from me? A cute children's television show?
Oh, I did one of those also...I'll save that for another post.
Tee hee hee...
posted by sammyray @ 7:28 PM
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17 Comments:
"It's not an egg, dumb shit. It's a pussy fart."
Yep, tasteless, but hilarious.
On a random note (just because I read your archived AIDS post), have you ever read Leonard Horowitz' book "Emerging Viruses"? An alternative theory of the outbreak of AIDS and Ebola involving biowarfare and genocide. Haven't gotten around to it yet, my copy is sitting on the shelf waiting to be read sooner or later. Anyway, curious what your thoughts are. For a book with a fairly controversial thesis, it was pretty well reviewed on Amazon.
@ Reverend: Thank you!
Well, I have looked at the theory that HIV was an invented virus - adherents to this theory claim that the virus was created in America and delivered via smallpox innoculations into an unsuspecting African populace.
A few problems with this -
> It doesn't explain the main transmission route of this so-called virus, which is largely sexual.
> It doesn't explain how, after 25 years of a "pandemic," over 90% of all European/American HIV-positive people are homosexuals and drug users. Viruses, lab-created or natural, are not that discriminative.
> It doesn't explain the baffling truth that most people who die of "AIDS" have little or no trace of ACTUAL HIV in their bloodstreams at the time of death. VIRAL LOAD, a terrifying term used to describe a guesstimate of how much HIV a person has in their blood, is not the same as ACTUAL HIV. The problem with determining if a person has actual HIV in them is that nobody, in 25 years of this pandemic, have never isolated natural, non-cultured HIV for study. Interesting, isn't it??? The most costly virus campaign in human history cannot even FIND the virus after 25 years.
I think this entire thing needs to change dramatically. People are taking horribly poisonous drugs for this condition that they may not even really have.
There are some informative links at the end of that post which give you a broader scientific picture of this lie of HIV.
If you want to see an ugly girl, go to my R2K blog. Then click on the link (near the top) that says Hot or not.
Speaking of other blogs, your ludicrous statement about God is being challenged at the one formerly known as suspect's.
@ Robert: I don't really WANT to see an ugly girl. I see them every day in the big fat Midwest.
@ Wooz: Yeah, I noticed that comment. I utterly destroyed it. The End.
And I challenged your so called utter destruction. The Empire Strikes Back.
Blah blah blah. Even a CONVERSATION about Hendrix bores me... LOL
Worry not, the conversation is over. I have diagnosed you, and I'm afraid it is not good news.
That was bloody hilarious.
Great Job!!!
Ray! I loved your voice over for some of those characters, I could tell it was you and i may die laughing (dials 911). I love "Shop Happy" too, you brought hell into the animated world, how beautiful!
Now put bob in there as a nam vet gone mad and then we got somthin. This has to be the most disgusting crap I've ever seen, your extreme perversion really comes out in this but I got to say, Its the funniest shit I've ever seen!
Awesome
@ Wooz: Aw, Wooz, you know you still love me :)
@ Pixie: Thanks Pixie :) There's more to come :)
@ Stevie: Yeah, that might be cool. Unfortunately I can't stand the guy in person, let alone put him in my movie.
@ Mo!: Ah, from a comedy veteran ... high praise indeed!!!
Sammy: I have never been fully convinced in regards to AIDS being developed intentionally, but I like to give every book/outlook it's due before casting it aside. From what I can tell, Horowitz thinks the viruses arose from an evolution of a WHO vaccine. I'll have to read it to really decide what I think obviously. Anyway, figured it'd be more interesting than reading any of the Bush-bashing overkill volumes that are saturating the bestseller lists as of late, which all say the same thing over and over, and worse, it's stuff that you should already know if you're paying attention.
By the way, the deluge of cum from the inside of the cashier still makes me laugh.
This stuff is pretty funny! You and my hubby have the same sense of humor.
Damn that's some funny stuff.
Heh, speaking of tasteless, you should take a look at my post from today. The "chemo" joke alone ensures that I'll be right behind the guy that shot the Pope in the line to enter Hell.
@ REverend: Thanks again :) The sound that the cum splash makes was made with my mouth and then altered. I think that sound effect is the thing that makes me laugh hardest.
@ Grafs: Cool ... I should drink a few beers wit hthe hubby and we can laugh ourselves sick!! :)
@ Phoenix: Thank you!!
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