Wednesday, November 29, 2006

America the Inscrutable

I am done with America. I must get out of here; morality calls for a coup or abandonment.

Watch this:


Fuck you, George W. Bush. And your daddy, too.

I apologize to non-American persons on the planet for this ongoing atrocity. I did not vote for this dipshit, or his hideous regime. Frankly, I wish he would get violently ass raped by an angry mob of VD-infected serial murderers during the State of the Union address on live national television. And then stabbed until he's dead.

To all of you "Americans" who proudly followed the herd and voted this fucktard into office, I hope you're at the top of the next tower they fly into, and that you stay alive long enough to burn on your way down to the ground.

Unbelievable.

20 Comments:

At 2:24 AM, Blogger Me said...

You know there is always a place for you in dear ole Australia. I will even lend you a cardboard box and my partial garage/carspace for the night.

 
At 4:49 AM, Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

"...VD-infected..."

I take offense to that! Update man! They's called "STDs" now!
Yins is done with the Great Satan? I'm off to the DC on Saturday. I've got me shots, courtesy of our free health care, I hope I'll be fine.
I would accept the offer from your antipodean friend above. The Aussies don't mind the Yankee, it's the Whinging POME Bastards that they don't like.

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger Kønig Hasemörder said...

Bush is a prime little rabbit ready for slaughter.

 
At 8:05 AM, Blogger sammyray said...

@ Orhan: Aw, damn ... I was hoping I could sleep in your bed with you. I don't snore, or grope randomly while I sleep, I swear!!

@ Sterculian: I am certainly thinking about it. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyway.

@ Konig: Care to join me in a hunt??

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger Kønig Hasemörder said...

I carry a blade, I'm just waiting for the opportunity. He's got one hell of a rabbit prof fence around his house.

 
At 11:57 AM, Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Australia is great, or so I've heard. Watch out for New Zealand though, rumour has it it is a giant submarine poised to attack Australia.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Woozie said...

And the Government just can't figure out why there's endless amounts of soldiers for the Insurgency.

 
At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it? What is it? The damned video won't play for me. I click it and it just lays there.

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

You should sign your name to my "With Deepest Sympathies" card for Scorpios

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger Mo Diggs said...

Nice logo

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Woozie said...

It's a video of some guys who allegedly stole some wood having their car/taxi/living shot at by U.S. troops and crushed with a tank because they allegedly stole the wood.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Terra Shield said...

I'd invite you here, but this place ain't that great either...

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

Wow...ummm, our soldiers are smart. I think I'll drop out of highschool and join them. They've obviously proven themselves geniuses. I can't wait to help them out. NOOOOOOOOT!!!!
The word fucktard doesnt even begin to describe our administration and doesnt even brush the surface of the intelligence of our soldiers.

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

Wow...ummm, our soldiers are smart. I think I'll drop out of highschool and join them. They've obviously proven themselves geniuses. I can't wait to help them out. NOOOOOOOOT!!!!
The word fucktard doesnt even begin to describe our administration and doesnt even brush the surface of the intelligence of our soldiers.

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

Wow...ummm, our soldiers are smart. I think I'll drop out of highschool and join them. They've obviously proven themselves geniuses. I can't wait to help them out. NOOOOOOOOT!!!!
The word fucktard doesnt even begin to describe our administration and doesnt even brush the surface of the intelligence of our soldiers.

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

um yeah, ray delete this comment and two of my others please. sorry

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Woozie said...

I'd like to think all of the soldiers aren't idiots.

 
At 3:44 AM, Blogger Jon Boles said...

Woozie: They joined the military. Thus, they're automatically idiots, or at the very least morally flexible. No other options really exist in my book, since the enlistment requires being a hit man for big business and affluent elite scumfucks that equate violence with their own personal elevation in the world.

 
At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly reverend jon, most of them are blissfully ignorant regarding any politics in their decision to join the military. Only a small percentage of recruits are the gung-ho, serve my country, flag-waving sort. It's mostly just unsophisticated young people looking for a steady paycheck, money for college and maybe a chance to see some of the world.

 
At 2:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**breasts enlargement**

 

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