Sunday, October 01, 2006

Lesbians and the Straight Male


A straight male friend of mine tried to convince me that any guy that does not care for lesbian porn must be gay. Using pure logic, I laid out a perfect argument that lesbianism is GAY SEX. His big, heterosexual penis could not accept that lesbians were doing the same thing that gay men were doing, simply minus the cocks and the mess.

According to my friend, if I don't like lesbian porn, I am a gay male. Hmmmmm. So if a dog humps your leg, does that make it human? Of course not. Human sexuality is far too complex to place it in boxes.

To all of you "real, heterosexual men" out there, I present this:

Use your imaginations. YouTube pulled my video, dammit.

Enjoy your heterosexual nightmares, bitches!!

5 Comments:

At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cmon Ray, some of us are trying to eat breakfast. I expect this from Ed Walsh, not you. Gotta go clean the puke off my shirt. BTW.....this is one straight male that isn't into the lezbo's

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Mo Diggs said...

me neither. If I'm in a threesome, AWESOME. But just watching two ladies go at it...meh.

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Me said...

I'm not pressing play after looking at the screen shot.

Oh Sammy, what has become of you!

*stabs*

P.S. I still love your way. Stay super dooper!

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

I cant see the video or the picture... aww poop

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Stevenapolis said...

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