Fuccon You

"The Fuccons" is a Japanese television show. That should give you pause right there, for as you know, the Japanese are responsible for some of the greatest atrocities in mankind's history.

Like this...

...and this...

...and this...

(Yeah, they are responsible. America just made it PRETTIER...I mean, look at that picture!! Awesome!!)

However, few things can prepare you for the overwhelming WEIRDNESS of "The Fuccons." It features a "family" of Americans who relocate to Japan. The family is made up of mannequins.

Here is the trailer:

I suppose this is meant to be some sort of sarcastic dissection of American life. This, coming from a culture that still dresses like Elvis Presley and plays golf INSIDE high rise office buildings.

This is how the show actually plays out during one of its "episodes" :



Whatever. In America, this show wouldn't survive five minutes on the air unless Bam Margera ran up, grabbed one of the mannequins, and stuck it in his mother's bed (HAHAHAHAHA ... the HILARITY!!!!). Or maybe one of them might do a really bad George Bush impression. Oh, wait...we already have that mannequin show in the U.S. You supply the rest of that joke.

Anyway, the Japs (as they prefer to be called) deserve the Sammyray salute:


Go fuck yourselves, Japan! Stay out of my mind!