Against All Odds

Yeah, the Cardinals are going to the World Series.

Nail-biting tension ... a 1-1 tied score through eight stomach-turning innings ... Yadier Molina's surprise 2-run homer in the ninth ... a bases-loaded jam in the bottom of the ninth, saved only by some brilliant pitching.

This is baseball.

For you Mets fans, all I can say is this:

SUCK IT.

All of us in St. Louis are tired of your nasty, bandwagon, crybaby attitudes. We will gladly go milk cows or whatever you think we do here in exchange for you fucking yourselves violently with the nearest blunt object.

I am sooo worn out that I cannot believe we have another seven game series to endure. I need to sober up.

GO CARDS!!!!!!